About Me
Ive got a short list and yours is probably on it (Profile #3793436)
Most of these ads promise you a fantasy. that's Fine. But I'd rather promise you a conversation you don't want to hang up on
I'm laid back, quick with a joke, and genuinely curious about your mind. No baby voice, no rushing to the finish line, no "oh yeah" filler.
We talk, we laugh, things get out of hand. That's the whole deal.
I'm not going to ask what you're wearing. I'm going to ask what you've been thinking about since Tuesday, and then not let you change the subject
You don't have to perform. You can be tired. You can be in a parking lot, or have no idea what you want yet. Mumbling is allowed. So is oversharing. Especially oversharing
I'm good at listening, laughing at the right moment, asking the follow-up question that makes you go "huh, nobody's ever asked me that."
I like men who are Smart and filthy in the same breath — tell me about your day and then tell me what you'd do to me, and mean both.
If we run long, we run long.
Worst case, you get a good conversation out of it...