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The Thinking Man's Slut (Profile #526883)

Hi sapiosexuals! I'm an open-minded, filthy cougar, a bisexual switch with big tits, a big ass, a big mouth, and a big brain. I am passionate and kind, overeducated and underemployed. I firmly believe that the brain is the largest sex organ, and I'd like to establish longer-term relationships with clients who excite me as much as I excite them. If you can, please send me a message and tell me a little about your likes and wants before calling. I've found that chemistry in sexual phone conversations is as elusive as any form of chemistry, but communication goes a long way toward remedying that. I take this job seriously and I want to please. I welcome constructive feedback, as I want to get things just right for you. I am here for men who appreciate good conversation as much as they appreciate good fucking--guys who are open, creative, and uninhibited. I can do a quickie, but if you're the kind of guy who likes to take a little time and get to know the person you're talking to, you may find me a better match. I am into so many things that it's hard to list them all; a huge part of what turns me on is turning you on. I adore being sensually dominant (findom, body worship, cockteasing, feminization/CD, orgasm control) but am also quite fond of being submissive. I love GFE, threesomes/gangbangs, true stories and confessions, sucking cock, eating pussy, assplay, and fetishes related to makeup, fashion, shoes, nails, and anything else pink, sparkly, and girly. I love everything about sex, physical or metaphysical. I can do anything for you, please don't hesitate to ask. Your pleasure is my pleasure. Limits: Racism, toilet play, gore, extreme violence. All discussions presumed to be strictly fantasy.