About Me
Yeah, Consider It Ignored. You Don't Deserve My Voice Anyway (Profile #1105560)
I'm literally too perfect to waste breath on someone like you. That's why you're going to open that wallet and pay me to completely forget you exist while I do literally anything else that's more important than your pathetic existence. While you're sitting there stroking and whimpering into the void, here's what I'll actually be doing with my valuable time: Painting my perfect toes and filing my soles while you listen to the scraping sounds Online shopping for designer heels (using your card, obviously) while I sigh and ignore your weak "hello?" attempts Texting my real Alpha boyfriends who actually know how to please me, laughing at their messages while you hear me giggle at someone else Eating, doing my makeup, or watching reality TV - living my best life while you pay for the privilege of being background noise Wiggling my toes inches from the microphone just to remind you what you'll never touch or worship properly This is an IGNORE LINE, loser. I pick up, put the phone down, and you get the honor of financing my day while I forget you're even on the line. Don't expect conversation. Don't beg for attention - it's embarrassing. Just pay, stay silent, and accept that you're completely worthless to me. Rules for My Ignore Line: You pay for my time, not my attention Speak only when spoken to (spoiler: I won't speak to you) Say "thank you" when I hang up without warning Call now and experience true invisibility. You're welcome for the neglect, bitch.
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Super Cool Chick!
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Schedule
- Mon 12:00 am - 11:59 pm
- Wed 12:00 am - 11:59 pm
- Fri 5:00 pm - 11:59 pm
- Sat 12:00 am - 11:59 pm
- Sun 12:00 am - 11:59 pm




