Pay up and shut up.
I know you don't have any plans... But don't despair. I'll allow you to spend the day with me. Notice that I said *you* can spend the day with *me*, not the other way around. Keep that in mind. I know no other woman wants to spend the day with you, so why should I? You can call me, and you can hear me going about my day. I'll do whatever I want to do, and you can content yourself with the knowledge that you are pleasing me in a small way-by shutting the hell up and giving me your money. So, be a good boy and call me. Now.
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