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Mean Melissa

Mean mocking and hilarious humiliation (Profile #4310312)

Mean Melissa
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About Me

Mean mocking and hilarious humiliation (Profile #4310312)

*NEW SERVICE: I WILL COMPLETELY IGNORE THE FREAKS THAT GET OFF ON THAT!!
You can listen to me clean, exercise, watch tv & anything else you can imagine, except for fuck!!!

Hi! I'm Melissa! Growing up with older brothers taught me how to be mean and deliver the best, most hilarious insults. I love making fun of the losers, the weak, the pathetic and the pitiable.

I might tease and taunt, but mostly I'm going to be direct, mean and aggressive. I'll make you beg to embarrass yourself for me, through the funniest and weirdest self-flagellation you can't even imagine.

Get ready to neigh, yell out embarrassing movie lines (I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS) or song lyrics while you beat your meat, agonize in chastity and learn that whatever shameful kink you have is even more shameful than you thought.

Women find you insufficient, unfulfilling and foolish. To even be considered mediocre, you'd have to be ten times the man you are.

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GenderFemale
OrientationStraight
LocationUnknown
EthnicityCaucasian
BodyRather Not Say
Eye ColorRather Not Say
Hair ColorRather Not Say
BustFF cup size

Posts (4)

  • 6 days ago

    Dinky dicks Flaccid flippers Pussy free white boys Pastel Pink Princess Pussy Freaks You all exist to entertain me with yoir lack of length, girth and masculinity. Call me Worship me or whimper at me or just tell me what a loser you are.

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    • 8 days ago

      Who needs to be mocked, humiliated or, better yet, totally ignored??? Call me, you pansy ass little bitches.

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      • 4 months, 5 days ago

        Feeling extra bitchy today, so I need a weak little pussy boy to take it out on.

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        • No1youknow

          No1youknow I’m a pussy boy

          Jun 12
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      Thank you! That call was super fun!

      Scorecard

      Average Call Rating:4.74 out of 5
      Answered Calls:94%
      Answered Messages:97%
      Favorited By:56 Members
      Personality Score:10.00 out of 10
      Most Common Call Reasons:Fantasy/Role Play
      A call with me is frequently described as:Instructional & Accommodating
      Callers often describe me as:Bratty, Aggressive & Bubbly
      My most mentioned special talent is:Fetish indulgence, Fantasy role play & Age role play
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