Mean Melissa

Mean mocking and hilarious humiliation (Profile #4310312)

Hi! I'm Melissa! Growing up with older brothers taught me how to be mean and deliver the best, most hilarious insults. I love making fun of the losers, the weak, the pathetic and the pitiable. I might tease and taunt, but mostly I'm going to be direct, mean and aggressive. I'll make you beg to embarrass yourself for me, through the funniest and weirdest self-flagellation you can't even imagine. Get ready to neigh, yell out embarrassing movie lines (I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS) or song lyrics while you beat your meat, agonize in chastity and learn that whatever shameful kink you have is even more shameful than you thought. Women find you insufficient, unfulfilling and foolish. To even be considered mediocre, you'd have to be ten times the man you are.