Honest and Filthy Dick Ratings

Got a cock that needs proper inspection (Profile #2574754)

You're in the right place.
I'm here for one thing and one thing only: rating dicks. Soft hard, average, monster, pretty, ugly, pierced, curved, thick, thin... I don't care what you've got, I care about telling you the truth (and making it fun).
I'll rate size, shape, color, veins, head, balls, cumshots, how it looks in your hand, how it would feel... the works. Want it gentle and encouraging? No mercy and humiliating? Scientific? Filthy dirty-talk rating? Kinky (SPH, praise, comparison, worship, degradation, race play, whatever floats your boat)? It is important to tell me your preference, so that I can deliver. All kinks welcome as long as it stays about rating that dick.
Video and Voyeur calls are fine. I'll go on cam so you can show me, I'm faceless unless you send me something special. Audio only works to if you're shy.
No chatting for hours, no roleplay beyond the rating, no "just talking." You call, you show (or describe), I rate, Simple.
Ready for the honest verdict on your cock