Are you a procrastinator of epic proportions? Did you maybe just forget that it was sneaking up on you? Well, don’t worry! If you are in need of a last minute gift idea for your Valentine to knock their panties…woops, socks, off then look no farther. While most men are happy with food or alcohol, a woman can be tricky to shop for. So we polled 1,800 women anonymously on what their perfect Valentine’s Day gift would be and the results are in.

A Night Out

One of the women responded: “I’d take anything he put together on his own. But if he, on his own, found a trusted babysitter, booked a room, let me get dressed up, took me somewhere he knew I liked, called me pretty, had an actual conversation with me and actually romanced be, I’d be willing to try the butt-stuff that he so desperately wants.” She was not alone more than half the women surveyed answered that a night out was their idea of the perfect Valentine’s Day. If you’re reading this now chances are this will be the hardest to pull off, however, this is the option with the highest chance of getting you some this Valentine’s Day. It’s important to take your partner into consideration when deciding on the destination. Take the time to consider if your girl is more of a tearing up the back roads, or fly me someplace exotic and try out the tantric type of girl for the best results.

Hands-on Attention

If you are gift-less and tight on funds don’t worry there’s still hope! The second most popular response was a massage. So rummage through the cabinets and find her favorite lotion or some coconut oil, light some candles throw a sexy playlist on your phone and start rubbing. She doesn’t ever need to know this was a last minute gift. Just make sure everything is a good mix of sweet and spicy, for added points through in a booty massage for some extra sensuality points. If you have a little money to throw at a gift a new toy for her bedroom treasure chest was the next best option on the list and a personal massager to go with her private massage session will get you some extra brownie points.

Runners Up

One woman answered: “Does the Fifty Shades of Grey room count as a toy? Because I definitely want the whole room. I’m putting that down. I’ve wanted it since I read the books.” And she wasn’t alone 14 other woman wanted to either visit a dungeon or build their own playroom at home. You know your partner best, and if neither of the first two options seems like they would float her little man in the boat here are a few other answers that were less popular, however, they all received at least 5 votes.

• Nipple piercing or other Jewelry.
• New Lingerie. (This does not include edible undies guys, they didn’t receive a single vote).
• Sex in an exotic location
• A nice dinner and some alone time.

Most women are in agreement however that it’s all about the effort and not the actual gift itself. So take a moment to think about her and what she would like and you will knock it out of the park for sure. Good luck, Happy Valentine’s Day, and may the odds be ever in your favor.