It’s Saturday, and around here you know what that means! It’s time to step over to the dark side, of sex and sexuality. Don’t worry there are no bugs or bodily fluids this week. For this weeks strange sex Saturday its less about the who and what, and all about the where! So grab your road snacks and buckle up for a while ride.
Dead men tell no tales
“Coffin in a funeral home showroom … Girl I was dating, her father owned a funeral home.” —captpike67
The City that Never Sleeps
“As a native New Yorker, one of my favorite pastimes is walking the bridges. Late one night, after a great time out barhopping I decided to walk back home to Queens. It was about 5 a.m. and as I was walking I called the guy I was seeing and asked him to meet me halfway so we could grab breakfast. We met on the bridge and something came over me – I just had to have him! I made love to him right then and there on the bridge. It was amazing! A few cars drove by and honked – what a show for them!” – Serene, 28, New York
That’s Wild
“I’ve been obsessed with the zoo for as long as I can remember and on my 25th birthday, my boyfriend surprised me with a trip there. It was the perfect day, and I thought what would make it even more perfect would be to have sex there. We found a hidden place behind the polar bear oasis and got down to business, but not five minutes into our fun, did a few zookeepers show up – apparently our sex destination was a go-to place for them to sneak smoke breaks.” – Lisa, 33, Los Angeles
Young and Free
“Mannnnn, everywhere I had sex was pretty weird my senior year. Neither of our parents knew we were sexually active, or at least we didn’t think they did, so we did it wherever we could when we weren’t home. Movie theaters, dressing rooms, a hill behind a church under 3 crosses, a number of parking lots, a grave yard once, my friends truck as he drove around, bathrooms…Honestly, those times were more exciting than many I have had as an adult. Creativity wasn’t an option, it was a necessity.” – PM_DEM_BEWBS_GIRL
Roof Rats
“Once upon a time I had sex on my elderly neighbor’s roof. I thought she was out of town, but lo and behold, the next day she asked me to come over and check her attic for rodents, claiming she heard noises the night before!” – Alex, 24, New York
Memory Lane
“On a visit back home for a summer vacation, I took my husband on a tour of meaningful childhood places. We visited the public pool and wound up sneaking in, first having sex on the lounge chairs and then in the actual pool. Not exactly how I remember my childhood days at the rec center!” – Marisa, 35, Chicago
What a View
“On top of a cliff overlooking the sea in Norway. A ship used the horn, I don’t know if it was at us but I like to believe it was their way of cheering us on.” —Stickytoffeeballs
We will see you next week while we explore more of the “stranger” sides of sex and sexuality.
