The countdown to Halloween has begun. If you love to get dressed up in a super sexy outfit sure to impress, there is no shortage of choices. You can get almost any costume in a sexy version, so make sure you learn from these peoples mistakes, before you end up on the fail list. So here’s the worst, and most unsexy costumes we’ve ever seen.
Body Parts
First and foremost, while we agree that vaginas are beautiful sexy things that you should be proud of…Wearing one on your face, is not so sexy. While it is unique, you may find that your costume lady parts get far more attention than your actual lady parts. This goes for all other body parts as well. Accentuate what you have, don’t become just one.
Olaf
Nothing says not-sexy like a short round childish Disney character. With or without the skirt really doesn’t matter here, chances are if your costume will also be worn by children of all ages, there really is no way to make it sexy. With that in mind lose the nose and opt for ears and a tail, trust us it’s way sexier!
Food Costumes
While bacon and pizza may get him drooling, let’s stick to things that make him want to eat you, not the costume.
Wrong Size
There is a big difference between skimpy and too small. Showing off some skin is great. However make sure your not showing off more than you intended. One size too big or one size too small may result in some very undesired results. Most costumes have size charts on the back if you’re unsure. Also a lot of places will let you try them on before you buy them.
So if you intend on getting more treat than trick this year, we suggest you stay away from these all too common mistakes. Otherwise you might be left winning a scariest costume award rather than sexiest.
