Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re talking about sexual fetishes that make foot fetishes look downright boring.
Looners
You may have seen the video going viral this past month of a man kissing balloons and sliding them under his shirt to hug them. This is not some new joke video, he is in fact a non-popping looner. Balloon fetishists fall into two categories, poppers and non-poppers. In either situation a looner is sexually stimulated and may even have sexual relations with a balloon. The sensation is similar to the experience those with a latex fetish would have, however unlike latex, balloons have the ability to expand.
Mucophilia
For most people hearing a sneeze is a cringe worthy sound. The desire to avoid catching whatever cold or flu the sneezer has is the only thought on our minds. However for some people it’s a sound that pushes all the right buttons. For people with a sneezing fetish, hearing, seeing, or even just sneezing themselves leaves them wanting to blow more than just their nose. Sneezing sensuality has a large and growing online following, even being considered a beautiful art form by some.
Squashing
If you were thinking it was just a weird name for a fetish having to do with sounds, you were wrong. The fetish is much more literal than that and literally involves one partner being slammed or “squashed” by their heavier counterpart.
Objectophilia
Objectophiliacs experience feelings of love, attraction, sexual arousal, and commitment for specific objects. They do not partake in relationships with humans, only the object of their desires.
Can’t identify with any of these freaky fetishes? Don’t worry we may just cover yours the next one. There’s more to look forward to. See you next Saturday for some seriously strange loving!
