Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series, we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re talking about some of the strangest ways people have ever used blow up dolls.
Bye Bye Birdie
In Chengdu, China a farmer repurposed a former construction worker’s blow up doll as a scarecrow. She hasn’t forgotten her former lover and wears his hard hat to this day. However, she no longer handles his hard on, but rather the harder task of keeping the birds out of the crops. Word on the street is she’s doing a bang-up job.
Not recognized flotation devices
According to Fox News police had to issues a public safety warning that blow-up sex toys are not recognized flotation devices after a couple decided to take a pair white water rafting. The woman lost hold of her inflatable sex partner, causing her boyfriend and passersby to have to assist her till emergency services could arrive to rescue the pair.
Reduce Reuse Recycle
Ever wondered what to do with your latex playmates after they have lost their ability to hold air? Well now you’re deflated fuck buddy can keep loving you long after their last breath. Dutch artist Sander Reijgers is recycling inflatable sex dolls to make raincoats.
Doggy style
Blow-up dolls have been so successful with humans that there is now a line just for your dog. That’s right if your dog is a humper you can get them their own blow-up doll and save your company some unwanted leg-loving.
