Pornography! Is there really anything else that needs to be said? I didn’t think so either, but in all honesty, there are a few things that should be cleared up. While most people watching a good porno understand that it’s an exaggeration of what sex should be, there are a few people out there who seem to think that they need to emulate what they see exactly as is. Here are a few things that are pretty common in those wonderful skin flicks we all know and love that just shouldn’t be taken as a norm.
Hair Pulling
Whereas some women do find getting their hair pulled to be sexy, doing it without notice, well… is not so sexy! Make sure the moment is right, and don’t just grab a handful and rip, we didn’t sign up to get out hair yanked out. Above all, get your partner’s consent to pull her hair first!
Who’s In Charge?
Pornos have given off the delusion that all women will do anything to please their man. Yes, we do want to please you, but we all have our boundaries. Plus, we’d like to get some pleasure too! Also, haven’t you heard of a dominatrix?
Oral Pleasure
A blow job may seem like the best thing in the world to you, but not all women actually enjoy giving them. There are even some women out there who flat out don’t do it. Don’t get all flabbergasted on us now, we know there’s plenty of guys who aren’t keen on going down town either. Don’t expect us to jump for joy when you want a little oral pleasure, would you want that in your mouth?
Choking
Erotic asphyxiation may be your kind of bag, but surprise, surprise… some women actually enjoy oxygen! Don’t get me wrong, some ladies enjoy being chocked, but don’t assume we all want your hands around our necks when things get heated up. Some women are quite fond of breathing, hell, they’ve been doing it all their lives, why stop now?
Men In Uniform
The delivery boy fantasy is not actually our go to desire. Let me put it this way: if you show up wearing a pizza delivery t-shirt, there better be a pie in that box. Now, a man in a uniform is in most cases very sexy. I’m just saying maybe you should aim a little higher than this particular uniform.
Hard And Fast
When it comes to sex, hard and fast is not always the way to go. Some ladies like the soft sensual side of things, and enjoy a slower more tender approach. There are times when ground and pound might be fun, but it is definitely not an always go to kind of thing.
Foreplay
So you know how in a good porno the two people just look at each other and it’s on? Well that’s not how we like to do it in the real world. Foreplay is not optional, we need a little warming up before we jump on the sack.
Now there are more where these came from, so if you’re still confused on what’s hot and what’s not when it comes to replying your favorite porn in your bedroom, let us know and well hit you up with another list!
