It’s always a shame when a favored show ends for the season; and alas! we were subjected to the cliffhangers we’ve come to expect and love/hate with the finale of Game of Thrones on June 14th. Upside? Huffington Post was kind enough to compile a collection of GOT Season 5 sex and nudity with a wish that “[h]opefully all the body heat can keep [us] warm during the long winter before the premiere of Season 6:”
Well, we’re here to make sure you stay warm! We’ll help you generate that body heat while ensuring the show stays fresh in your mind, because bigger upside? There are XXX parodies of this popular series (highly acclaimed by our hot Talkers)!
Game Of Bones—Wood Rocket
A thrilling set of spoof episodes, Wood Rocket is up to #5. With a runtime of roughly 18 minutes apiece, they’re the perfect option if you want to draw out the same suspense of the original show.
Watch the trailer here.
Just in case you’re wondering which of your favorite porn stars appear in this film, be on the lookout for:
among others.
Game Of Bones: Winter Is Cumming—Zero Tolerance
“In a fantasy world of kingdoms, undead ice monsters, [and] dragons…you’re always one move away from getting screwed!” Now how can you resist that?
Find out more here.
This one boasts an all-star porn star cast, including:
(It’s like Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood or The Expendables up in here.)
This Ain’t Game Of Thrones XXX—Hustler
With the description “The blood of royalty runs hot and sultry, indeed[!]” there’s much to look forward to! Punny and funny go hand-in-hand with raw sex in this movie; and really, isn’t that the best?
Watch the trailer here.
The lovely lads and ladies that heat up the screen in this feature are:
alongside several other well-known performers.
So we’re basically saying hunker down, but prepare to weather the Game of Thrones off-season in a much more pleasureable way than you anticipated!
