Yes, you’ve read that right- Pokémoan is a Pokémon inspired line of sex toys. So if you thought running around after virtual Pokémon on your Pokémon Go app was fun, you’re going to want to catch them all when it comes to these fun phallic friends. We have to give props to the wonderful company Geeky Sex Toys for these guys. In case you didn’t already know them, they are an Australian site that specializes in merging sex toys with pop culture. Keep them on your list if you are interested in fun and nerdy inspired takes on your favorite sex toys. My collection is growing as we speak!
So back to the task at hand, there are four different dildos in this fandom collection: Bulby, Charmy, Squirty, and Piky. If you haven’t put it together yet, let me help you out. They are named after Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle and Pikachu respectively. No need for a Poke ball here, but you’re going to want to be the Pokémoan master of these sexy silicone dildos.
Bulby:
Classified as a grass type Pokémoan. First of all with his large seed tip, he makes for a naturally pleasurable time. However his measurements are: 5cm wide and 4cm tall seed head, and his body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide, so there is a lot more to this little pocket monster than just the tip.
Charmy:
Classified as a fire type Pokémoan. He is slightly thinner than Bulby and has a flaming tail. Stretching to 18cm tall and 4cm at its widest point, he’s sure to not only light your fire, but also to keep it burning.
Squirty:
Classified as a water type Pokémoan. This guy has a smooth round head and a large textured turtle shell on its back. The bubble head measures 4cm wide, but his body is an exciting 6cm wide and 14cm tall. Therefore he’s sure to live up to his name and have you squirting too.
Piky:
Classified as an electric type Pokémoan. This little jolt of electric excitement is sure to give you the shock you’ve been looking for. Just like in the game piky is an essential addition to your team of toys. He is 2.5cm wide and 4cm tall with an 8cm long tail. Hence, you’ll definitely want to pick Piky! In conclusion, orgasm I choose you!
