What started out as a satire on today’s crazy and outlandish eye shadow trends has quickly caught fire and is blowing its load all over the internet, and its called Dickliner.
Goodbye wing tip and hello just the tip! The days of trying to perform the perfect liquid line are a thing of the past, now it’s all about an eye catching petite penis. So if you love the idea of letting your makeup showcase the sexy minx inside then check out this new look! Or perhaps you’re just tired of trying to be coy and not getting anywhere? If you’re thirsty for some dick, then before you hit the clubs tonight, try drawing one on your face. We promise it will get you noticed!
For those days when your wing tip makes you want to just say fuck it.
This is such a ballsy look.
Hopefully no one’s eyes start watering or they will have dick all over their face.
The dick on these eyes is all the way in and can’t get any deeper.
Don’t worry if you are wondering how to draw a practically perfect pint sized penis on your own eye! This step by step tutorial will walk you through it, giving a whole new meaning to the word “facial.”
If you are looking to push the envelope a little farther than check out the uniquely designed Bitch Slap Cosmetic line. With names like Deep Throat and booty call, these mac sized makeup palates will give you beauty boner. Everyone will know what’s on your mind when they see what you’re putting on your face!
So don’t freak out if you hear your girl has a dick on her face. After all, chances are if she’s willing to slap one of these on her eye, then you’ll be slapping your meat all over her grill soon.
