With the farewell to summer, we lose some of our favorite places to get it on. Say goodbye to the beach, and hello to the back seat…or maybe not. We have some alternative locations to keep some spice in your sex life as pumpkin spice hits the shelves.
Cemeteries
Nothing says Halloween quite like a creepy cemetery. Cemeteries are secluded, quiet, and after dark pretty much deserted. Just keep in mind those are the resting places of people’s loved ones. For this reason you should always pick a spot where you are sure not to disturb any resting spirits.
Pumpkin Patches
If you aren’t into the morbidity of a cemetery, pumpkins are iconic of the season. Just make sure that when you make your way into the patch there are no hay rides full of people coming to pick their pumpkins. You should also bring a thick blanket to avoid getting any sticks or thorns where they don’t belong.
Orchards
Most people think spring when they think orchards, however they are beautiful and alive in fall as well. Its perfect apple picking season. As a result most orchards are open to the public to come in a pick fruit by the pound. So find a place that lets you drive in yourself and pay on your way out. Find a spot in the trees and have some fun. You may want to pick an apple or two on your way out to avoid suspicion.
In the Hay
If you are a thrill seeker, who also loves the risk of getting caught, go ahead and try to get in on on a hayride. However if you prefer to play it a little safer take a roll in the hay in an empty barn. Trust us you do not want the smells present in the event that the barn is occupied.
Keep in mind that in most places voyeurism, and sex in public (public indecency) are illegal. So make sure when you head out to have some fall fun, you’re discreet and don’t get caught! Don’t forget to let us know where your favorite spot to roll around in the leaves is in the comments below!
