With October brings thoughts of oil changes, new tires, and winterization of homes and toys, but have you been missing a major item? Once you break out the Pumpkin Spice Lattes and leggings it’s time to winterize your lady bits. That’s right ladies, think about it, outside you have Jack Frost nipping at your lips, and inside the air is as dry as the Sahara. Don’t worry, if no one ever warned you you needed to prep that pussy for the cold we’re here with some tips to keep you in tip top shape no matter what the temperature drops to.
Store your batteries
Harsh weather conditions can wreak havoc on batteries (so can Christmas morning) so skip the battery operated toys and break out something you can plug in so you’ll be sure to keep your orgasms at optimal operational order all season. With the dry air keeping things flowing down there can help avoid some serious discomfort.
An apple a day
Apples contain phytoestrogens, which are plant based compounds that mimic estrogen. So adding these foods to your diet can help your lady garden flourish all winter. Apples aren’t the only food high in phytoestrogen, cherries, and flax seeds are other great options.
Hike up the Humidity
Not only will your nose thank you, but plugging in a humidifier once you turn on your heat is a great way to keep those lips from drying out and cracking. Which is super important when you consider there’s no chapstick to fix chapped clits.
Blow those bubbles away
Soaking in a nice warm bubble bath may seem like a great way to warm yourself back up during the chillier months of the year, but many of these bath additives can wreak havoc on your already delicate pH balance. So skip the bubbles if you need to soak this season.