If you’re already over the holiday season, here are some sexual holidays you could celebrate instead to put a little “hoe hoe hoe” in your holidays.
Sex Island Holiday
Instead of stuffing yourself full of turkey and all the fixings you could have been celebrating with booze and unlimited sex in a “drug friendly” environment down in the Caribbean.
This four day holiday is on a private island off the coast of a Caribbean country. The goal of the holiday is to “turn your fantasies into reality and satisfy your every need.” An itinerary for the holiday tells prospective tourists that there will be a sex session on the first day in which any customer can participate. The following day offers each client half an hour with 16 girls at once, while the third and fourth days feature parties on a luxury yacht for 100 people, complete with DJs. Add-ons advertised on the group’s website include erotic massages and threesomes, as well as horse riding and golf for those who don’t want to spend all their time in the bedroom. If you want to know more about this holiday so you can be better prepared to skip Thanksgiving and Black Friday next year you can find more information here, but beware some of the content on the sight is x-rated.
National Shower Together Day
If steaming up your sex life is one of your new year’s resolutions then you won’t have to wait long to get started! January 13th is National Shower Together Day. Okay, okay you caught us, technically this is a holiday for being environmentally friendly, but hey why not take advantage? It’s also closely followed by International Fetish Day on January 19th this inclusive sex holiday encourages everyone to get their freak on, no matter what their kink may be.
Cake and Cunnilingus Day
The next Cake and Cunnilingus Day is observed on Saturday April 14th 2018, so you will have to wait a little while for this holiday to come around. However a holiday that combines oral sex and delicious treats is well worth the wait! Don’t worry if cake isn’t your thing, you can also celebrate pudding and pussy licking day, or candy and clit licking day on this date according to the cake and cunnilingus website. If vagina isn’t something you partake in don’t worry March 14th 2018 is Steak and Blowjob Day!
Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay!
Happy Holidays! We will see you next Saturday for some seriously strange loving!