Happy 4th of July! Does freedom make you horny? Would you believe it if we told you that 44 percent of Americans want to spend the holiday with a lover? That’s more than wanted a barbecue or to be by the water. And 25 percent leave parties to have sex. Seriously check it out here.
We have a firework full of fun for you this Independence Day! From patriotic sex positions to personal patriotic sex stories there is a little bit of something for everyone! So grab a burger and a beer dip your toes in some water and enjoy!
Connected to America
“I hadn’t seen my boyfriend for a couple of weeks, so we were really missing each other. A small town 30 minutes away from us was having a blowout Fourth of July parade, so we drove down and found a side of a hill to set up a blanket and started banging. There were fireworks going off and we could hear people from the parade cheering. We didn’t realize at first, but we later found out that we could see the parade coming around the corner. No one could see us, but I felt really connected to America.” – Claudia
Sparkler Sex Position
There is nothing more iconic than sparklers on the 4th of July. For this position the receiver should lay flat on their back with their legs up in the air, the giver should kneel in front of them. To finish together in a glorious explosion keep the bottoms legs spread until they are about to climax then close them together tightly, increasing the pressure and stimulation so you will both be seeing sparks at the same time.
Celebrate your Sexual Freedom
In 1916, Margaret Sanger was jailed for opening the first birth control clinic in the United States. Sex toys, which are known to enhance intimacy and sensual delight, remain illegal in India. Take advantage of today’s sexually accepting culture and go buy a new toy or try out a new sexual kink to celebrate your sexual freedom this 4th of July.
Sex Doll Rocket
Forget about a bottle rocket, these guys got a whole lot of bang for their buck! Luckily no one was hurt, and you should probably not try this at home.
Glitter Bomb Vagina
This is probably about as good an idea as strapping fireworks to the sex doll. But if you want a firework reminiscent vagina this 4th of July Pretty Woman Inc. sells Passion Dust intimacy capsules. Once inserted and detonated these capsules fill your va-jay-jay with candy-scented glitter.