Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re looking at some of the craziest personal ads we’ve ever seen. Hurricane hookups. That’s right despite the threat hurricane Irma imposes people are still trying to get it on in the storm. And we’ve taken the time to round up some of the strangest ones out there for your enjoyment.
“Come On Hot Chicks! Blow Me Away Before Irma Does! – m4w”
“Yeah, that’s right gorgeous babes, I’m giving you the thrill of getting to blow me before Hurricane Irma hits. You, like me, must be disease-free. Must be gorgeous females, over 18, single, able to host or take me in your car in Lakeland, be discreet, and have a fucking sense of humor. Be fun! Reply with your most recent sexy pics and the phrase Hurricane Hookup in the subject line to screen out the bots.” Hurry up and get the selfie stick! Who would want to miss out on an offer as good as that!
“Hurricane Couple Hookup – mw4mw”
“No thanks Single men . Looking for DDF and safe play with couples where both him and her partake and are 100% committed in the moment . We are very real, not into endless email or pic swap. Lets meet we cannot host so must take a room.” Sorry single men this is a couples only hurricane party. But don’t worry we’ve got one for you too!
“TS hookup before hurricane 🌿🌾 – t4m”
“Sexy and beautiful TS 💋❤️doll is looking to play with hung straight muscle stud . 24 yr here. U be under 25. Prefer white or Latin. Send pics both body and face.” Her listing comes complete with some very nice selfies, so if you’re in the Weston area go ahead and check her out.
If you’re into the barter system and are out of gas there are also plenty of opportunities to make a trade.
For all the rest of you who are looking for a little action, but would prefer it from the safety of wherever you have evacuated to our girls are standing by to take your calls throughout the storm! Stay safe this hurricane season and we will see you next Saturday for some seriously strange loving!