Naughty Laughs for Good Friday

Easter is one of those times of year that brings whole families together. If you find yourself struggling to make it through these family gatherings here are some dirty laughs for you to help bring a smile, no matter how loud your obnoxious aunt gets. Make sure you read these before you share them, while it is Good Friday these jokes and memes aren’t exactly angelic.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

 

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

Why do women have orgasms?

Just another reason to moan, really.

 

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Just-in!

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

 

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We’re closed.

 

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

 

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

 

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

 

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

 

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

We hope you have a happy holiday!

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