Good Sexting Lines

In Bathroom with Smartphone

TalkToMe.com’s Secrets for Great Sext! If you’re having trouble thinking up good sexting lines, here are some tips for sexting lines that work with women! Tried & true sexting methods that get results, culled from worldwide experts online and in popular media today.

The most important thing to keep in mind is that, as a pretty reliable universal rule, women do not tend to respond well to crude, explicit sexual advances of any kind, and that includes sexting. Of course women enjoy sexting as much as men, but only after a certain degree of trust & rapport has been established.

When making first contact with a potential sexting partner, your best bet for successful sexting is a playful, imaginative approach. Always remember these two things:

ONE:  For most women, safety is a big concern when considering whether or not to return a guy’s sexual attention. So err on the safe side. Keep it light, keep it funny —  goofy, even. Get her laughing and teasing. Follow her lead, and if you’re lucky, she’ll engage you with hot messages (and maybe even pics!).

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TWO: Don’t ever expect a girl to sext with you. Sometimes, a girl may start sexting but then change her mind. It’s OK! You can change your mind, too. Don’t ever feel pressured to sext. Don’t ever bully with sexting.

Ready to get started with sexting? Try some of these cliché sext lines that are hopefully silly enough to prove your intent as a lighthearted, imaginative sext partner.

GOOD SEXTING LINES

  • I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
  • My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
  • Like magic? Bend over and watch my dick disappear…
  • I’m not a dick in real life, but I’ll play one in your vagina tonight!
  • Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I’d sure love to tap that!
  • I would tell you a joke about my penis….but it’s too long
  • I forgot my blow job at your house, can I come over and get it?
  • We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.
  • Your boobs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?
  • That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
  • So  selfish! You’re gonna have that body your whole life & I just want it for one night.
  • So cold! The kinda night I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs!
  • So bright out! I should wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.
  • My cat ran away, can I play with your pussy instead?
  • Do you handle chickens? Because you look like you’d be good with cocks.
  • Let’s play circus, first sit on my face I’ll guess your weight and eat the difference
  • My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
  • Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
  • Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
  • You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on!
  • I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
  • I’m a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
  • I’m an interior decorator. Can I fill your interior? I see lots of purple and pink.
  • I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
  • I’m no rooster, but watch what this cock-ll-do-to-you
  • If I was a robot and you were one too, if I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?
  • So, you’re not into casual sex? Should I put on a tux so it’s more formal?
  • What’s the biggest moving muscle in a your body? My dick!
  • Twinkle twinkle little star, I’d love to fuck you in my car.
  • I wanna call you termite cause I’ve got wood for you.
  • There are so many things you can do with the mouth why waste it on talking?
  • The word for tonight is “legs.” Wow I wish you were here so I could spread the word…
  • Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my dick in your pussy!
  • I’d call Heaven & tell them an angel was missing, but I’m kinda hoping you’re a slut…
  • Nuthin could be fina than the taste of your vagina!
  • As long as you need a place to sit, you’ll always have my face.
  • Beauty is only skin deep; my huge cock goes much deeper.

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